I'm not going to "your ass is mine" into anything dirty, but I want it to be widely known that I could.
I'm upfront about being a sadist. I have never once hid it from anyone And if you're going to beat me up I want at least one Zangief move in our fight. And by fight I mean me sitting there and crying while you hit me.
I'm wearing a burger king crown everytime I come in here now. Lol ,come. Okay, I'll stop and not even go there. Forgive me, don't beat me up.
Now that Devil Man is gone I'm king of these user notes again.
They contain all the secrets to all the mysteries if you look hard enough.
Why not, my user notes are nothing but quality life story and insightful discussion. Follow my lead goddamnit
What's that Jibba-Jabba. He's Russian, can't you see his obvious sexual desire for his scarf
That's the lamest excuse ever. I would never be caught using such a lame excuse.
Has Mr. Rise brushed his teeth and tied his shoe laces today?
Mr. Rise can leave others user notes now! Now you're one of us
