So you are a FAKE man? Or you are a girl like me!?
I guess I'm not a real man :[
Real man never changes sheets. They enjoy every stench of their manly scent on their sheet!
Food in bed? What if you make a mess and have to change the sheets? I never allow food in bed!
IN BED MAYBE!?
I thought girls liked to be eaten!
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO EAT YOUR FUTURE WIFE TO BE! ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE HAD SIX NIPPLES AMD THREE NOSES.
But why buy the cow when I can get the steak for free?
Cause you will most likely eat her for dinner! So we can just skip all that and go straight to marriage!
We haven't even gone out for dinner yet!
