I'm 6 foot tall so your hamster cage could be a bit small Although if anyone was to hold me prisoner I can't think of anyone I'd want as my captor more than you Christmas
But I can't bear to watch you die! Maybe I will lock you up in my basement inside that hamster cage so that no one can ever find you!
Like I said that's fine with me
You will die in pleasure! Isn't that good!?
I can think of worse ways to die
BUT YOU WILL BE THE TARGET OF EVERY HORNY WOMAN IN THE WORLD!
Now I can get on-board with this plan
You will be the only exception! Pretty soon you will be the only man walking this planet with a penis!
I think that might be just a tad extreme there Christmas lol
I think to stop porn from rampaging the world is to get the sperms from all the men in the world before castrating every single one of them! Then it will be a porn free world!!!
