Although if we can teach him to vomit rainbows that would be a useful trick! Maybe he can teach us too
He is the cutest rainbow dino I've ever seen!
I just saw those! Dave won't be a lightweight like them. This is him:
I googled 'rainbow dinosaur' and there were lots of dinosaurs vomiting rainbows and it was most spectacular.
I knew there had to be something spectacular to sell the idea! Rainbow-Dave.
I was beginning to worry that you were asking for too much commitment. I mean, we barely know each other and you're asking me to co-parent a dino... But now you mention a RAINBOW DAVE I have no doubts at all.
Yeah, we need a bambino Dave! So we can raise him, show him the ropes, teach him the lessons of life. I don't want no teenage Dave busting into our lives with his own preformed opinions, no way Maybe if he eats lots of colourful flowers he'll grow up to be a rainbow dinosaur?
Oh, are we getting a baby Dave?! Well, until his neck is fully grown.. I guess he could eat bushes? Leaves are leaves, right?
We'd need some kind of machine for cutting down trees. At least while he isn't old enough to do it for himself!
Trees and stuff! Dave is a veggie!
