Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Sergeant Hartman

127 Visitor Messages

  1. Captain Average! He can...kind of hover a bit....and....well, he can make cold water turn luke warm with his eyes. But that's about it really.
  2. agreed
  3. You're the Hardman.

    You wear your hat on your penis.
  4. I always knew you felt that way
  5. Oh Hatty. 'Cos you came on my chips without asking,
    So I chopped off your balls!

    I should be a musician.
  6. HATTY HATTY HATTY HATTY *splurt*


    Ew.
  7. I love it when you call me Hatty
  8. To be honest, Hatty, I could hear your fapping from here.
  9. ! You found me out :mog:
  10. You're only talking to me because you saw my picture and thought I was sexy.....


    Excellent.
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