Haha niiiiiiiice.
Wonderful! That's all going in there, word for word. xD
Quin took this to the Feedback Forum, suggesting they edit the FAQ to tell members about this character limit. At this point Del fesses up. They argue, and Quin manages to get Del to change his name to whatever he wants one final time if Quin can provide an e-petition on EoFF in favour of it, as well as five proofs of e-petitions working. Quin successfully completes this task in next to no time. However, in the process, there was demented uproar from a handful of members who are obviously s. That's the c-word right there. Quin decides that he should, rather than annoy some people just because he can, simply change his name to something more basic. So he becomes Quin. He currently sports a seal avatar and signature set, which he personally changes with his amateur MS Paint and Word skills depending on the happenings of EoFF at the time. Good for you?
The kid decides to get a new pun every year. He becomes Harle-Quin and sports another of the late Owen MacWere's creations. Another year passes, and he wants to become Flambard D'Quinceteth. He can't take credit for this, however. By some bizarre coincidence, it was a random name his father thought up when he was in his twenties. Yet here, 30 years later, is the son continuing the name of Quin. The man enjoys coincidence, and wants to honour this bizarre circumstance. However, Leeza rejects it because she can't pronounce it (bull reason. The staff should change a name to whatever the member wants, assuming it isn't offensive.). Del Murder rejects it because it is too large for his imaginary character limit, which turned out to be a lie because he didn't have the courage or common courtesy to simply say he didn't like it.
In the hope of their finding him again, by some freak Google search perhaps - a naive hope, for a naive young man - Pure Quin14 follows the boy onto a new site he finds in his search for FF9 chocograph help. Oddly enough, this isn't his first account. Godzilla3001 is, but that was long forgotten and he was only reminded of it years later by Leeza, who merged the accounts. Anyway, Pure Quin14 stays in the FF9 forum for about a year. Then he ventures out and becomes the man you all know. He got rid of the super 1337 name, in exchange for puns! Glorious puns. But he is always Quin. Quin 'n' Tonic is made, after a delicious drink. So comes the custom title "Like God, but better..." with a big ass Jesus thing sig.
Oh right. Okay, let's go. Imagine a little kid, 12 or so. He's got a RuneScape account, because it was cool in his school! Vodkahangbag was the name. Then, one of his mates gives him another account, name of Quintonir. The kid likes this name. Likes the account. Ditches the old one. Then Quintonir gets hacked, gets stolen. The kid loses it. So, a new account is made. Pure, as he was the real Quintonir (lol except he totally wasn't xD). Quin, short for Quintonir (a name that the boy still uses for all online personas). 14, the kids age at the time of creation. As far as I'm aware, Pure Quin14 is all fine and dandy. But the kid eventually leaves RuneScape because the only reason he bothered with it was because he had some cool friends there.
D: The story behind your goddamn name!
What am I telling again?
Every now and then? Pshaw! And by the way you sneaky sonofa, Mr. "I promise I'll tell you tonight". You bastard!
Every now and then, I'll admit.
