Ever since the Enlightenment I have etc.
Awww, do you wanna get molested too?
A philosophical revolution.
Those wi-fi lasers will get into my head and steal all my secrets! They must be stopped.
Who?
Wine is not witches. Don't be so dense.
ONE MORE TIME! FASTER!
Scanning sentence for potential pun... Pun not found. Commencing contingency procedure #00000001... Psychotic must be some kind of moron or sick pornographer.
So much so that kidnapping seems like an attractive prospect.
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