Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and LunarWeaver

I never should've bribed you with a slip inside.

I never should have bribed you with that Slip n' Slide.

I wish you'd just love me.

There goes all hopes of a Pulitzer.

I wouldn't have talked to him had I known

I remember reading a book about a Scottie dog with a monocle. His name was BJ. I only realised that I should've laughed at that a few years afterwards.

B.J. Novak.

I love Shiny with all my left ventricle.

This situation needs triple the monocle power.

I can't remember why I'm here.