I'd be a good dictator but a ty politician. I'd do what benefits the people whether they god damn liked it or not. xD
Your title needs to show that you care. I move that you be known as "Quin, Protector of the World and it's Interests". Apart from a title change I have no problem with your plan. You're probably less likely to be corrupt then every politician I know anyway (not personally because they're all uppity jerks from classy town. Jerks)
To be honsest, I think politicians need to be more like that. People don't like what hurts short term but benefits them long term. We need someone to tell them to grow the smurf up. Someone who will explain why they're doing what they're doing properly. Someone who doesn't lie. Someone who isn't just doing it for the money. Someone who actually wants to make the world better. Me, basically. I should become master of the world.
"Mr Jiro, why haven't you done anything about the state of hospitals?" "Well if you clowns would stop crashing your goddamn cars and complaining about roads, I would have time and money to spend on hospitals. Stop the problem at the root, no? Now stfu and leave me alone." "What does stfu mean, Mr Jiro?" " -_-... You need to lurk moar. END OF INTERVIEW!"
You should become a politician.
I specialise in turning situations on their heads. I like to leave myself open to that sort of thing, and them WHAM you're in a daze because I'm awesome
Haha that is good. You bastard.
Especially when I inserted the names of creepy male relatives
Meh. The joke still worked.
I'm not easily offended good sir! Don't hold back; in the pursuit of a good laugh, nothing is sacred!
