Conversation Between Jiro and Quindiana Jones

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  1. Also in this alternate reality, me and your *insert living relative here* are always having sex. Of course, that happens in every reality.

    Joke needed to be said, but I don't want to offend you. xD
  2. Oh thank god for that one. It could've been quite awkward for the entirely of your life. Oh god what would he say when you were trying to.. oh man that would suck xD
  3. In that alternate reality, I'm invisible. So Dad V2.0 can't find me.
  4. In some alternate reality, there exists a Dad V2.0 that only talks about sex. That's a scary thought. Alternate realities are strange places.
  5. Haha. Yey!
  6. I'm like Dad V2.0! You get all the proud smiles and pats on the back without all the awkward talks about sex!
  7. You've been present at all my achievements! You're like my dad or something!
  8. Once again, your comment was witnessed by moi and I must say it was golden. I think I'm going to go find it so I can laugh again
  9. You should always insult people who disgrace birds like that.

    Actually, the best thing I've ever done is in the FF9 forum, with a comment like "If Rantzien says she's too young, she's definitely too young." Definitely my finest EoFF moment.
  10. A lot of people have said something like to me. "That's the best thing I've ever done." Pretty much every time I've been disappointed. But not this time. No, this time I'm impressed.

    The best thing I ever did was ridicule and insult a kid from my school who tried to argue that penguins aren't birds. He was typing like and his sources were whack. I was pretty heavy on him, but it could've been so much more badass
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