That's life, huh?
Well, that's a bit of a disappointment. Fair, I suppose
Nah, it was about how lame you are.
Only if it's about how goddamn awesome I was before I was tragically killed doing something awesome.
Not a crooning, tear inducing ballad of beauty!?
Hopefully it'll be a happy and/or funny song. None of this heartbreak stuff, that would be
You might even get a song dedicated to you!
Then I can be on tv and tell everyone! It'll be sweet as
Yeah, one day your daddy will give you valuable advice, such as that!
I swear news people just pick the most ridiculous people to interview. I haven't learned anything like that yet, but I'm sure it'll come up.