How could you trust anything that shifty? But I can assure you that he won’t be able to do anything to you. Hell, if he makes any advances, you can just mace him.
I was hoping you would have forgotten that by now. Underestimated you once again.
Looking for food, probably; the poor lad has been starving since he lost his job.
This is not good. I gotta go back to boot camp. Eat some rabbit eyes. Your horrible smilies will have no effect then.
You haven’t told me that yet (until now), but it is good news indeed.
That smile is very...disarming.
There is no problem with that, seeing as I benefit from it.
Perhaps if I take this bat to your head
You've had a miserable life.
You should get some sleep. It’s almost... midnight?
