I am no thief!
Nah, that's kind of a bugger, really. But the one upside to being sober(er) is that you can nick their wallets
Haha that's my problem. I can't get drunk, cause I get ill first, so everyone annoys me :') Oh dear. I can imagine you giggling like a girl now!
If everyone is drunk then you're not annoying, you're awesome. I find that I become the funniest person around, although I also laugh like a mental case at nearly everything everyone else says. Lots of drinks in that one
Personally, I discovered it makes you loud, whiney and annoying
Alcohol has this amazing property. It makes you invincible
I would pass out before I even reached 1k. So at least you're fit xD
My vibrant and youthful body helps me avoid hangovers almost entirely. Usually I just feel lethargic from lack of sleep/running around like a madman. I occasionally decide to run home, and get part way before going back. The furthest I ran was like 8k one way, or something. I don't really remember 'cause I was drunk
I bet :') Nah, I've only vomitted twice, and they were on the morning after. Hangoverless sickness is far from pleasant.
So long as you don't vomit on yourself, you're always the winner. I've seen someone throw up on themselves and you don't let them forget it xD