Ew ew ew ew no I've never had that happen to me. Don't tell me...you've experienced this?
Hmm. It’s still there. Can’t you find it?
Oh yeah. My brothers have to be forced to clean their ears. Well, they have to be forced to do a lot of personal hygiene stuff. Blugh. It's so gross when you like, are sitting behind someone or something and you can SEE it in their ear oh god.
Oh hell, that’s what I was supposed to do.
Do you think he has an overabundance of earwax?
You can’t, anyway. I know I am right.
Because I'm saying you're better than he is? Yeah, that's a real compliment.
It is just one of those things that you can’t easily make me think differently about.
Why did you say “though,” as if this revelation was somehow proving me wrong? Really it is not a very strong point, because Halloween is a dressup festival (or whatever the smurf it is), so saying that you were possibly going to assume the character of a wench does not mean anything. All that aside, it doesn’t matter what you think about it. I am not changing my mind.
Awww no no no. :( You could never be him! Or really, I should say, he could never be you.
