I would be sure to buy it, if only to keep it from the wrong hands. I mean, a keyboard that launched that many nukes would have to be a one-of-a-kind, wouldn’t it? Because if there were more, they would just cancel each other out. And on the plus side, if I ever feel particularly suicidal, I could just sell it to some maniac leader for billions of dollars. I know that I will most likely die, but on the plus side, I get to ruin that country’s economy. Unless that leader sells the keyboard again (it would have to be for much less $$$, though), in which case I would still be fine since of all my sweet, sweet cash. I would probably get a house of gold.
Do you mentally limp when you go to talk to them?
Whenever I buy a new one I just stock up on the cheap ones. I don’t need all those fancy buttons that open media player, anyway. Besides, they usually just break. Would I get one if they launched nukes, you ask? I don’t know. I just don’t know.
You're a potato!
:laugh: Peon. Ugh. Are you really that that you need to talk to those kinds of people =(
You would win, if I recall correctly. I frequently clean mine.
Well, no. It would really be a waste of money. I mean, it’s just water, and it didn’t get on anything important.
Have you heard anything from anyone on the job front?
Why not give it to the homeless? ;)
It was a shame that I had water in my mouth when I read that user note!
