Oh, that's right. He takes all of your girlfriends! I'll wear a Ronald Reagan mask. And suit. Ronald Reaganify myself.
I'm going to find this person. AND WHEN I DO
Me.
I’ll be fine. Don’t waste time worrying about it.
Oh, now it all makes sense. Yuck. Take some mace to his face!
That was always really disgusting--people hitting their dogs early on so they'd be all mean and nasty for the rest of their lives. Every trailer park needs to be blown up.
I have a few of my own. Don’t underestimate me too much.
It’s worth the risk; it is a noble deed, and I have never done a noble deed for you. Everybody deserves a noble deed to be done for them every now and again, and I might as well do this one.
Me neither. :-\ I would have liked to once, when one was chasing after me but yeah. Hitting those would probably make them more wanting to kill you anyways.
Screw that, then. I’ll do it for free. In fact, I would pay you to let me do it.