If you change your name, I'll never speak with you again .
"Why did we come out here? My daughters have grown sicker each day, and nothing I can do will save them. At night I see the gleaming eyes of creatures that wait just outside the firelight for me to fall asleep, so they can feed on my little ones. Their mother, dead these last two weeks, will curse me from her shallow grave, but I have no choice. Tonight, the soup will contain enough choke root to put the girls to sleep once and for all. When they are safe once again, I will eat of it myself, for I'll not face the morning without them."
I have a lovevalve myself.
Kyle, I haven't given you a usernote since '06! Here, take another.
I could read it all because I have the attention span of a kitten-monkey hybrid with ADD and lots of sugar in its bloodstream.
Diet Dr. Pepper is the only way to go.
Quit deciphering all my secret messages you hacker.
Don't take it; it's cursed.
He's obviously a vampire.
Demon speak!
