If not, you can always use a spork...
Mitch! Flirting behind my back again! Enough is enough! I told you that if I ever found you flirting again I would sic my pet Gerbal on you! Besides, SammieBabe is mine! GET HIM FLUFFY McMIGHTY GUSTAF the 14th!!!!!!! Tear his spleen out!!!!!
Wether you're a brother or a mother....
Really.........y'know, I was positive the world was flat last time I checked. Guess I was wrong again.........
I've got some day old hotdogs in the fridge if you wanna warm one up in the microwave?
Unless your thirsty
What's wrong with 1984, Resha? Although I wasn't born till a year later thats the glorious year that Transformers graced our TVs. You can't go wrong with Transformers