YOU WERE ME WHEN I WAS A NOOBLET!? I WAS WONDERING WHERE UNKNOWNS WENT WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS BORN!
Yes, but my origin is your mind. Is that UNKNOWNS?
OMG, YOU WERE THAT CREEPY TOPLESS OVERSIZED BALD CREATURE OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN?
I was behind you, always, pulling silly faces.
You were supposed to turn up for my birthday party as my imaginery BFF. Where were you?
Well, everyone has their fetishes, I suppose. Merry Birthmas!
I saw a monkey wanking at a zoo and thought of you. This is scary.
...but it's July? omg Christmas in July!
Endure no nut November!
What must I do for forgiveness? Crimes, obviously.
