Are all messages sent in private so important?! I will message myself the importance of this so I know to take my time when private messages come my way! It is a real shame Manus does not privately message you often; maybe it is hard for him to compose them!? I say we institute FIRE to help keep cleavers away! Never before has FIRE let me down! Well, maybe that one time at breakfast but to be fair it needed to be hot! ONE TIME THING ONE TIME THING
Nonsense! There is no PM that is not worth the time!! beside, LITTLE MANUS hardly PM me. ONline? there are hackers! Armed with Cleavers! THey hack and slash! Whatever you said!! Bear hug!!! Bear Hug!!
My PMs are not worth your time as you have amply proven! Please keep all your space reserved for Manus because he is a smidge slow and probably comes to you with all of his problems! Diaries always get stolen the day previous! What a coincidence! I think I am going to make an online one; that is harder to steal, right?! Never was there a moment I doubted your abilities, dear Unknowns; I am happy for you in the best interpretable sense, whatever that is! And this hug deal is a one-time deal, okay!?
I AM NOT AN IDIOT OR FOOL!! I DONE IT!! I DONE!!! I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! BEAR HUG LYNX, BEAR HUG!!!
But my PM box is too packed to store your PMs! But i will make space just for your PMs! Is it? If a Genius said Broom eating isn't healthy, then it is not heathly! Can the great genius tell me whether LITTLE MANUS is really a moron? My diary got stolen yesterday.
My diary is a physical, tangible object and I am unsure of how to best share it! Were it to go anywhere, where would I write all my revenge lists!? Maybe I could write in yours?!
I submit broom-eating is not very healthy, although the fiber might do your digestive system a world of good! At least there may be toothpicks left in your teeth so you may get all the little broom hairs out!
Thank you very much, Miss Christmas! I consider myself extremely skilled at dismantling things, especially friendships and radios! That must explain why I revoked my friendship request just before you figured out how to accept them! With this new box, I can now accept a lot of threatening private messages so if you ever feel so inclined, please fulfill your desires!
Congrats on your PM box!
I brush my teeth with a broom today and I ate the broom as well. I wonder if it is healthy.
