Hello I'm Ashley how may I help you?
OH YEAAAAAHHH!
I know right? Stupid Kool-Aid! maeken me dumbz0rs!!1!eleven11!
But what doesn't do that these days?
He might even lose a few brain cells in the process!
That'll be painful.
I'm all ears. Er, I'm all eyebrows, in this case.
Why don't we just pluck someone else's eyebrows?
Let me join you. Well, I'll only join you if you share most of the pain. I hate pain.
I'll just pluck some eyebrow hairs.
