Your mum's data is inconsistent. Oh yeah.
Data is inconsistent.
Everything's debatable, of course. That doesn't change the fact that it's true.
Debatable.
I'm amazing, I know.
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No, you're obviously too stupid to understand my high level of wit. ZING.
You may salvage some lols with another joke.
Oh. Well, then nevermind.
Nope.