I'll cure your gay by not sleeping with you.
I guess. But how am I supposed to cure my gay if she's not willing to sleep with me?
Portia is the best part of the new ABC show Better off Ted. Lovely comedy. She should be a movie star already
I bet you're a great chanteuse.
If you want me to sing for you, all you have to do is ask.
I need a new diva to listen to. Suggestion pl0x
Where's the beef?
HEY i havent talked to you in forever.
*sigh* Why did I masturbate to that? I'm disturbed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofRF5vpFpl0
