you turned ... into ruining my life.
I may be evil but I never twist words. Examples please?
no because you're evil and twist words.
Because of my dashing, adamant nature and my handsome smile?
you should be a lawyer
Of course it's not .... Why else would I ...? To ruin your life? Typical woman ....
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Of course it's not horrible. Why else would I divorce you? To ruin your life? Typical woman observation.
NOOO! wait this isnt horrible
BradyBear, we go through this everyday. I'm mean, and you're not as intelligent as a man. I think we should go our separate ways. Yes, I'm divorcing you. HAVE A GOOD LIFE