I am so not moving to Arkansas!
So cruel...
Let's have a glass of fig...or pot.
Truly obese people drinks glasses of fat.
Got 'em on! This internet is pretty cool!
Alright! I'll try internet right now!
There is also a clause about giving right of way to pensioners driving green sedans, but that ink is so invisible no-one can see it.
Hmmm. Perhaps I should give this internet a try.
It's the one excuse that can be accepted in all circumstances. It says so in the small print of the constitution.
Who'd want to spend their time talking to internet people?