Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and LunarWeaver

1101 Visitor Messages

  1. As long as you look before you leap.
  2. Mr. Rantzien has much love to give.
  3. I have crackers that eat parrots for sale. Interested?
  4. It is understandably mysterious.
  5. I bought Quin insurance yesterday.
  6. I've put on my poker face, beware.
  7. I know a man called LunarWeaver,
    I still think that he's got a beaver.
    So I pulled down his pants,
    and by very small chance,
    he had a 13 inch lever.




    (Lever is said Leave-er, not levver. )
  8. "OI LUNARWEAVER!" say I,
    "What d'you want?" comes the reply.
    "I like your jokes."
    He says: "Holy smokes!"
    And mysteriously gets dust in his eye...
  9. Without the number how will I make repeated ridiculous attempts at humor that fall flat and fizzle? I demand the 14 be put back on!
  10. If you're the 14th Quin, how pure can you be? Do I spy some inbreeding amongst the Quin clan?
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