Man...sneezing that many times would be a pain in the arse. Thank god I'm not Christian ;D
Thou shalt sneeze until thy nose hast not the mucus to sneeze henceforth
Oh my god! Jesus sneezed! Add that to the commandments!
That's true, had their heads in the books! I wouldn't be surprised if, on his way out, Jesus was just trollin' by pulling faces and slappin' his butt at them. They're all like "oh yes gotta write this done quickly"
They were to smacked up writing the bible
That's a good point. I'm surprised people didn't freak out when he disappeared. The first zombie uprising and everybody was pretty chill.
A black Jesus zombie! Well, technically, Jesus was a zombie anyway!
We'd all be smurfed. That guy is so fast he can run on water. He's like a black Jesus
OH MY GOD! What if Usain Bolt got infected!?
I know one thing's for sure, I'll be able to outrun the bastards.
