Oh, that's not the way I like it. Shorts. Do you like shorts ?
What if yr. face starts crumbling?
You'll have a tube. A rubber ducky looking tube encircling your waist! Ready for pool action.
But you could do with more?
What if you catch yourself in a mirror?
Well, yes. In a way.
"Dressy trousers" Dress trousers. Nice pants.
I have decided that if I had $$$ I could just buy happiness.
Jeans are #1 anyways. Always have been, always will be.
You really took that thing to heart, huh?