Oh, phew. I was going to say. Cold showers RUIN MY smurfING DAY. You should wear corduroy pants. Just kidding, I promise I don't care.
I’m not interested in the $$$.
Did you immediately exit?
You put pants back on after taking a shower! This is useful information.
What a waste of a gift, really.
I'm going to scan you. Scan you like Selphie!
She thought you were a pretzel. I know this. Don’t ask me how; I just know it, OK?!
Yeah. Fat ppl. have no idea what they are missing out on. (I think)
I felt like it was time to do something nice for you.
I guess there is some use in that, but only if you do it strategically.
