Although I was a Green Beret (sp?)
I hope you hate all cliches.
I would have to have lost my mind.
You would pass with "flying colors."
Get smurfed. The army is not for me.
I’d imagine that those people wouldn’t be able to do very much (their primary function is, after all, getting eaten by soldiers.)
Passports
Teeth?
There is no escaping the law, when you’re primarily rice bred.
Will traveler's checks do it?