Nope.
Don't break anything!
You, maybe. But not me.
You only drool in the year 2006, huh? That's too bad. Not that I like it when people drool.
I’m just glad that I have rescued you from certain damnation.
How much do you drool, on average?
Well, they are also a favorite of Arsonists the world over.
I'm sure there are SOME things that have an upside better than the downside. There has to be. Otherwise that isn't fair! Fun just...must be one of the bad ones.
You know those little mustaches that prepubescent boys & child molesters have?
Then there’s something wrong with you. Arsonists are scum. Most of them have burgerstaches, too.