Conversation Between LunarWeaver and I Took the Red Pill

If you were a murder victim that would mean you were dead. So masturbating would be considered necrophilia for you.

Ew, you masturbate.

That's unhealthy.

I am a panda poacher. I am resting my feet on a panda fur rug.

Fucking cockrabbits are everywhere

I tried to grab the red pill but they rejected my application and said my Awesome was too lacking.