Conversation Between Resha and Meat Puppet

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  1. To say "slow down" in Swahili, one must:

    1. Assume a worried expression
    2. Wave one's hands wildly about
    3. Emit small cries of anguish
    4. Say, "Poleh." (That's pronounced poh-lay)
  2. Head of the monkey and skin of the carpet and you have a deal.
  3. Write a poem and send it to them. Them and their Swahili pretences.
  4. So you're either a theif or a princess. Aladdin or Jasmine.
  5. That was indecent. Slowly and sweetly? You'll sweet-talk the Ethiopians?
  6. Isn't food more expensive at the airport? What is your reasoning, woman?
  7. (Hey, hey, it's okay. I just didn't see the whole...y'know, a banana next to me and aw.)
  8. Oh, you must fly first class. I... I fly luggage. :(
  9. They'll giggle at you for trying to steal their...Swarovski crystal glasses.
  10. How can you be viewing Talking on the Talkies at a time of revelation like this?
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