Pork and Sage please
I'll cut you open and stuff you. I will!
I know! How could such a poor mule be insulted in such a way!
How disrespectful. How downright rude. >:[
An ass raising a mule. How ironic!
It was an accident, but I'm bringing him into this World and I'm going to raise him well.
I can abort the foetus inside you that is currently harbouring a mutated mule, if that would appease you?
Sometimes I look at myself and wonder how I can be retroactively aborted.
A proud man, with no balls, and some very angry turtles. Sounds like a normal day in the life
Chopped and diced. If my self mutilation and homicidal actions don't do anything then I'll die a proud man. A proud man with no balls.