I learned the hard way today that Skyrim is pretty much the only place I'll be able to sneak up on someone while carrying 140 potatoes.
Can always use more penis imo!
Not enough if you ask me.
I just realised how much phallic imagery there is in Lord of the Rings...
So much yes.
Gandalf the Flame Red Wizard Punk Kickass Dude.
No no, foa is Sauron. Or Gandalf the White. Or both at the same time.
Okay so you're Galadriel. I think I'm Frodo. Where the smurf is my Samwise to actually be the hero? AND WHERE IS SEXY MAN HUNK ARAGORN!? Happy Noodle Boy is Legolas, this much is certain. foa must be Gimli.
I would enjoy having the power to change anything written on the internet to my own opinion... See? I would use my powers for evil.
A kind of new age Jesus, of the internet. I'm sure it would work far better than you anticipate.
