GAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Johnny Depp can not stay dead. Revive him or I will divorce you immediately.
*joins Resha and Shauna in the hole and brings Johnny Depp* HELLO! I thought the plan was to hold hands and run away in the sunset to Mexico? Not living in a small hole. ;_; AH GAH AAAAH *suffocates*
You mean you don't want to be a hobo like me? *runs away and cries*
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... OMG YOU WON BEST NEWBIE WOOOOOOOOOOO! I love Scottish accents. Now eat this cheese, or become a hobo like me.
You should have got a job!
He was evil I tells you EVIL!!! He stole my cheese! I mean, come on!
Shauna.... I must confess... I killed our child!
I is a lesbian wife/egg/life partner! Woo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA.
SHAUNA I LOVE YOU MY LESBIAN HUSBAND/WIFE/LIFE PARTNER. *does the lame guy handshake* ^_^ You rule ALL. SHAUNA RULES ALL. Now do the lame loser dance with me! Here, have some cheese.