Normally I'd say just whack it around a bit if it gets too uppity and we'll be fine, but in your case..?
Welcome to the world of handling the male mind. We offer free straws at the door.
Th...there's only one thing you can mean by masochistic tendencies, you twit!
It depends on what you mean masochistic tendencies.
For you, yes. Not for me.
Well, wouldn't that be an awkward experience for us all!
Erm. What if I were to magically remove your masochistic tendencies?
No pain for me though?
How about if I was to kill all of your loved ones, then?
