Choo Cha Pu Pu?
Nothing can outrun a Chocobo, that's why you don't fight monsters while riding one. And the monsters are probably just scared too.
*Blows PuPu up with a grenade*
No, it's obviously 9999 that's the best, though we won't see that anytime soon. Because it's over 9000!!
*uses electric razor and shaves Goldenboco for 99 Chocobo downs*
But Chocobo's grow at a different pace than humans right? Like:1 human year=7 dog years
Next time, try feeding Goldenboco some Mind Control *Gyashl* Greens.
Elixer please!
... in America
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! CHEATING IS A WORD FOR AMERICANS AND YOU AREN'T AMERICAN!