No.
Did you get the damned postcard yet?
I'm not fat I'm chunky! Why are you such a bish for. Is it cuz I'm awesome?
Get on it, fatty.
I actually plan to one day!
Quit your job and get a new one that's not in Canada.
Your page is broken on IE6 What do you mean you don't care! I'm at work damnit!
I just had what I consider a cheap vacation in Japan; I think our definitions of "expensive" might be a little different.
You have any idea how expensive that is? Good gravy woman at least provide me an escort while I visit