OMG, MY CATERPILLAR DIED NCG! WHY!? WHY!? CAN U REVIVE HIM!?
Haha, no way! He's my hetero lifepartner.
Maybe I can use my demonic black magic to turn Eric into a girl and the two of you can be happily after!
Ehhh, happens.
I'm sorry.
Oh. Umm... we broke up.
I thought you had a girlfriend here!
Wait, what?
I missed your girlfriend.
Haha, I do not. You really think so?
