I put a sock on to cover up the wound, but I forgot it was an old moist sock. When I took the sock off, I discovered that the exposed blood had gone all lumpy and a little bit dry, with my finger I could move it around and there was a fresh layer of liquid underneath. Also, underneath the skin on the "lips" of the wound, there's large soft bubbles that have grown. I try to squeeze them, but all that happens is a clear liquid runs out of the skin, and they don't pop. It also makes a horrendous stench.
I have candy! Oh yes, yes I do. *eats chocolate* Want some?
Yes, like you did on the movie Jaws.
I can't feel my foot at all, somebody save me.
Crackhead... ^_^
I got a huge gash on my foot this morning, the edges have gone black and pus is seeping out of it. Can somebody kiss it better?
I'm going to open up a flea market and retire on the profits.
I like myself and I want to die.
Oooooh my tummy.
Is tonight alright?