People have this strange conception of people in Ethiopia STARVING. I don't know why. Y'know, I think people in Ethiopia're having a right old giggle at us misguided fools while they guzzle themselves on lavish banquets.
I hate flying internation. Well, it's really that part.. in the airport. When there are all those people and you have to wait in that really long line. For hours. Four hours.
Would you like a french fry?
Blast! Now I'm going to have goblins on my back for months due to me being so insensitive.
A goblin kissed me once. I punched it. I saw past the brown/blue/orange/green color of its skin and punched it for the goblin it was.
Am I to presume you edited it out?
Goblins!
Hey oh my gosh some woman is calling me for dinner.
I think the word "President" would be better suited to a cigarette brand, rather than butter. Butter is
That dress is too short My Puritan mother would bleed, too.
