As CHRIST-HAMS was walking down a road somewhere, she realised that her name was a lot like CHRISTMAS. She celebrated by dancing around her BEST FRIEND Quinny, completely NEKKID, and then gave all her loved ones presents and stuff. Like WMDs and the like. MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU EASILY PLEASED, NUDIST PERSON!
Ever heard of Dragon115? He's a pretty cool dude.
WAS THE POLICE PERSON CALLED D.I. CHRIST-HAMS???
There was once a policeman that visit the brothel until one day he decided to turn the police station into one.
I LOVE YOU. LET'S GO BAKE SOME CAKE OF LOVE.
I dun love you
A giant watermelon is scheduled to crash at Happy Town. Pls make neccessary preparations for your funerals.
How many watwats does it take to make a camel go wooha?
526+1651+178187918410461
I'm crying. But because of my botox I can't move my face. YEY! YOUR SIG! IT R TEH SEXINESSES AND STUFF!
