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One day, as Christ-hams walked smilily down the garden road, she saw an oncoming bus about to hit an old lady! She ran as fast as her little legs couldn't carry her and beheaded the old lady so she wouldn't die slowly. Though Christ-hams never knew how the old lady felt, she was certain in her heart that she would have been thanked for the decapitation. Three days laterer, however, Christ-hams woke up in the middle of the night and screamed! Shamus McManus was glaring at her from outside her kitchen window! She drew her lightscimitar, ran outside and started to battle Shamus McManus. After exactly 6.384561782935 seconds of fighting, Shamus McManus got tired and died. Christ-hams laughed so jovily, that the entire town left and lived in a new city. Christ-hams was sads. She was now alone. Minutes later a large cat appeared. "Meow." said the cat. "I'm Leeza. Will you be my.....FWEND???" Christ-hams graciously accepted the partnership, and she lived happily with her cat forever and ever and ever. THE END.
Hey guys, I didn't send any nominations like the past Ciddies and I have intention to abolish it if I have the chance, we cool?
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BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- In a test of Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki's rule, a representative of anti-U.S. Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr's bloc Friday threatened to suspend participation the government if al-Maliki meets with President Bush next week. The threat puts al-Maliki -- a fellow Shiite -- in a difficult position, forcing him to choose between the bloc that helped bring him to power and the U.S. government, which also backs him. The move comes one day after coordinated attacks, considered the worst of the Iraq war, left more than 200 people dead in the packed Shiite slum of Sadr City, a bastion of support for al-Sadr. (Watch flames, chaos in Sadr City ) More than 250 also were wounded, an Iraqi Health Ministry official said Friday after an updated count from local hospitals. (Full story) It is widely assumed that Sunni militants were responsible. U.S. commanders believe al-Sadr's militia, the Mehdi Army, has been involved in revenge attacks against Sunnis, although Al-Sadr has denounced such attacks. In issuing the walkout threat, Salih al-Akeili, a member of al-Sadr's bloc in the Iraqi parliament, blamed U.S.-led forces for fostering conditions that led to the massacre Thursday in Baghdad's Sadr City. "We announce that if the security situation and the basic services do not improve, and if the prime minister goes ahead and meets with the criminal Bush in Amman, then we will suspend our memberships with the Iraqi parliament and the government," he said. Bush and al-Maliki are set to discuss the security situation in Iraq in Wednesday and Thursday meetings in the Jordanian capital, Amman. The deadly attacks in Sadr City follow weeks of U.S.-Iraqi operations there to rescue a kidnapped U.S. soldier. Police said one of the raids earlier Thursday killed four civilians. Al-Akeili said his bloc -- which occupies 30 seats in the 275-member parliament -- is demanding an end to the occupation and a withdrawal from Iraq, with a timetable for such a departure. He also uttered a common chant heard on the streets of Baghdad: "No, no to America. Yes, yes to Islam." Al-Akeili's remarks followed Muslim Friday prayers and were aired on Iraqi TV. Meanwhile, al-Sadr challenged a top Sunni leader -- Sheikh Hareth al-Dhari, the head of the Association of Muslim Scholars -- to take steps to end the violence, including the issuance of fatwas, or Islamic decrees. Speaking in the southern city of Kufa, near Najaf, during the Muslim prayers Friday, al-Sadr said one fatwa should "prohibit the killing of all Shiite Muslims because this will save the blood of Muslims in Iraq." Another should prohibit people from joining al Qaeda or any party "harboring hatred against the descendants of the Prophet Mohammed." "We condemn and denounce the blasts," he said. Police called the strikes the worst since the war began in 2003. The Iraqi Interior Ministry imposed a curfew for Baghdad on Thursday evening. It's unclear how long the curfew will last. Baghdad International Airport also was closed till further notice. The bloodshed drew a strong denunciation from the United States. "We condemn such acts of senseless violence that are clearly aimed at undermining the Iraqi people's hopes for a peaceful and stable Iraq," White House spokesman Jeanie Mamo said in Washington, according to The Associated Press. Meanwhile, police reported a U.S. raid on al-Sadr's office in Baquba, a provincial capital northeast of Baghdad. Five people were detained, and weapons were seized. The U.S. military said it was checking the report. Retaliation on Sunni areas In the aftermath of the bloody strike Thursday on Shiites in the Sadr City slum, attackers assaulted three Sunni mosques Friday in Baghdad. Gunmen burned a Sunni mosque in Hurriya, a majority-Shiite neighborhood in northwestern Baghdad. Police said people tried to put out the fire, but gunmen stopped them. Eyewitnesses said gunmen also attacked another Sunni mosque in Hurriya using rocket-propelled grenades. The people of Hurriya called on the Iraqi government to secure and protect their neighborhood, according to a TV station controlled by the Iraqi Islamic Party. Gunmen also reportedly caused minor damage at a Sunni mosque in the Sunni neighborhood of Jihad. Earlier, a barrage of mortar fire struck two Sunni Arab neighborhoods in the capital in the last 24-hour period, wounding 10 people. Also Friday, a suicide bomber killed 22 and wounded 30 after detonating explosives strapped to his body and in a car in the northern city of Tal Afar, authorities said. The attacker parked his vehicle, got out and set off the car bomb in a car lot before detonating himself, police said. Tal Afar, a largely Turkmen city in Nineveh province, is about 250 miles (400 kilometers) north of Baghdad. Tal Afar has endured Sunni-Shiite sectarian fighting in the past, but it isn't clear what the motive was for Friday's attack. In the southern city of Basra, a British soldier was shot dead Friday during a "search and detention operation," the British Defense Ministry said. The number of British military deaths in the Iraq war stands at 126. Attacks on Health Ministry In addition to the violence in Sadr City, at least 30 gunmen thought to be from a Sunni neighborhood also attacked the Health Ministry in central Baghdad on Thursday, police said. The radical Shiite cleric's political movement is in control of that ministry. There were other attacks earlier this week on Health Ministry officials, including the kidnapping of a deputy minister on Sunday and the killings on Monday of two guards who worked for another deputy minister. The Health Ministry said officials plan to tour hospitals Friday afternoon to gain more details on casualties. Funerals were held Friday for many of the victims. Thursday's violence comes a day after a U.N. bimonthly report about Iraq that underscored the unbridled sectarian violence harming Iraq. The report said that 3,709 civilians were killed in violence in Iraq in October -- the highest monthly toll since the war began. (Full story) CNN's Arwa Damon, Mohammed Tawfeeq and Michael Ware contributed to this report. Copyright 2006 CNN. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Associated Press contributed to this report
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Once upon a time, there was a lady named Christmas. She was born on the 35th Septober. Every day she would walk through a park, and talk to little birdies. But one day, birdies not there. Christmas get mad and throw tantrum, and just as she was tantruming Manus came along and say: "Hello Christmas. Jolly good day today! I am in a spledifourous mood!" But Christmas angry so punch Manus. Manus cry and cry again, but Christmas not stop. When Christmas not angry, she walk away. Manus drag himselfs up, and went to his wife Reno is Quinny's Man. RQM is happy girl, because she marry the happiest man ever: Manus. But Manus not happy after beating, and he was never happy ever again. 42 year later, Christmas visited Manus with lots of friend. They all had a go at beating Manus, and Manus cry more. Christmas watch and draw pictures, while RQM laughed, because she thought it was a joke. The End.
