It's mine and Doctor Susan's wedding. So I say who's invited...... EVERYONE'S INVITED! Tough bumholes to those who object.
I DO!
You are to marry Doctor Susan this moment.
CHRISTMAS MAKES ROCKET MOLE SEXY.
WHENEVER MY MONKEY IS GOOD, I KISS IT AND STROKE IT.
MY MONKEY WAS MISBEHAVING SO I SPANKED IT.
A CAT ATE MY GOAT'S CHEESE. WAS IT THEY?
I'D MUCH RATHER BUY CHRISTMAS.