Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and Christmas

1287 Visitor Messages

  1. You are to marry Doctor Susan this moment.
  2. CHRISTMAS MAKES ROCKET MOLE SEXY.
  3. WHENEVER MY MONKEY IS GOOD, I KISS IT AND STROKE IT.
  4. MY MONKEY WAS MISBEHAVING SO I SPANKED IT.
  5. A CAT ATE MY GOAT'S CHEESE. WAS IT THEY?
  6. I'D MUCH RATHER BUY CHRISTMAS.
  7. I FELL IN TAR AND THEN IN A CONVENIENTLY PLACED CAULDRON OF CHICKEN FEATHERS. BUT I STILL CAN'T FLY.
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