You are to marry Doctor Susan this moment.
CHRISTMAS MAKES ROCKET MOLE SEXY.
WHENEVER MY MONKEY IS GOOD, I KISS IT AND STROKE IT.
MY MONKEY WAS MISBEHAVING SO I SPANKED IT.
A CAT ATE MY GOAT'S CHEESE. WAS IT THEY?
I'D MUCH RATHER BUY CHRISTMAS.
I FELL IN TAR AND THEN IN A CONVENIENTLY PLACED CAULDRON OF CHICKEN FEATHERS. BUT I STILL CAN'T FLY.