VERY TRUE. DESERT GOATS ARE ONLY EVER FOUND BETWEEN 5000 AND 7000FT UNDER THE SEA. WHEREAS SEA GOATS BECAME EXTINCT WHEN MANKIND MOVED INTO NEW YORK.
MOUNTAIN GOATS ARE OFTEN FOUND IN DESERTS.
PANTIES???
ALL BUTTONS ARE EVIL.
Christmas said I was her friend. I cried. With joy. Or sadness. Pick one. I. Like. Overusing. The. Full. Stop. My washing machine is already married to my bedroom door, but they're not happy. Would your toilet bowl settle for an affair? BADGERS CAN'T COUNT PAST QUIN.
My toliet bowl wants to marry your washing machine.
IT IS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GOAT.
Christmas has voted for me, and that made me very happy. I once thought I was nowt, but she gave me a shout. So now I am down on one knee. You wish
Christmas once gave me butterflies. By butterflies, I mean chlamydia.
Christmas ate my underwear. WHILST I WAS WEARING THEM.
