Shave him off! Give him what he deserves.
You do what you have to. So might I see you tonight? :)
One is completely overgrown.
Fine with me. 8-)
I could have one to wear, and one to slap people with.
Two left sandals, though.
I don't think there's a whole lot of skill required.
And since I know you're too much of a sweetheart to never, ever, EVER do something as monstrous as tickle me, I'm okay with telling you. :D
A sandal.
It was going to come out sooner or later.