Conversation Between I Don't Need A Name and Jiro

1440 Visitor Messages

  1. BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB GASP CAST EVAPORATION! Whadda ya mean I don't know that spell?! GODDAMMIT PROTO
  2. CAST WATERGA! OH SMURF I'VE UNLEASHED AN OCEAN ON TOP OF MYSELF!
  3. KILL IT WITH FIRE! O THE FIRE IS IN MY HANDS IT'S IN MY HANDS
  4. OH MY SMURFING GOD KIRBY IS TRYING TO EAT ME. I WILL JUMP INTO THIS PIPE. OH NO THERE IS A GIANT MANEATING PLANT COMING OUT OF IT!
  5. OH MY SMURFING LORD SOLID SNAKE IS SHOOTING AT ME I HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND THIS TREE OH GOD IT'S KIRBY
  6. OH MY GOD!
    You wanna pet that cat? WHAT IF THAT CAT IS SOLID SNAKE IN DISGUISE AND HE GETS UP AND BREAKS YOUR NECK!?
  7. You always have to consider the worst case scenario! You want to eat a pineapple? WHAT IF THE PINEAPPLE HAS A LASER THAT DISINTEGRATES YOU?!
  8. Well...there is that
  9. Except when your skin melts and you become a blob!
  10. I like warmth!
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