People would laugh at my hairy face and my lack of sensory organs.
Your ass-face is still rather attractive. I suppose I should apologise for bringing up all these issues though
I had an arse grafted onto my face and nobody would ever love me. You've brought up some things here ...
That would look rather curious, I imagine!
I have no facial features.
Well as an infant you wouldn't have had obvious signs of strangeness.
Who the smurf would adopt me?
You may be adopted.
My family watches Emmerdale which is a soap set in the countryside and it's ridiculously boring but I end up watching segments of it anyway because it's always on. It's not even for a vintage taste, it's just crap. Although I don't like anything my family likes so
It's all about that Bargain Hunting show nowadays. They buy antiques and sell them back, hoping to make a profit. It's rubbish but my dad seems to love it, like he loves all those stupid shows.
